GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A